Justin Vernon causes controversy. He told the Grammys to ‘totally go F themselves’ because they refused to play music with non-Pitchfork-sanctioned musicians. And then rumor spread that Justin Vernon was coming out with an exercise video. People thought he was being ironic. Read More »

Having been over a year since our last test, it only seems fair to cover the other side of the liberal young Jewish demographic: Hippie Jews. Get your Bong and Drum Circle ready (and your organic hemp pencil), because we’re about to go Occupy your brain capacity. True or False What are skinny jeans? I’ve been to atleast 5 Phish concerts. Read More »

Let’s talk about Neutral Milk Hotel for a moment. We all know that their 1998 offering, In The Aeroplane Over the Sea, is considered an essential indie music album. It can have a room of cynical, jaded, atheistic hipsters singing “I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST” at top volume. Read More »

“It was then that Robert realized this WASN’T the Guinness World Record for the longest Congo Line.” Read More »

http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ8ReM2Rc6w (Embedding Disabled, Click Link) Talk about reinforcing terrible stereotypes. Jeez. Can this girl be any more of a bitch? Get over yourself. Nobody cares about you. Your situation is equitable, if not worse, than every Jewish calamity in the history of the world. Read More »

Die Antwoord is hitting the states with their new album Ten$ion. Late night stop: Letterman? Anyone else feel way too uncomfortable? // Yolandi, have my babies. Read More »

“In the same street, even whose name is reminiscent of the time when the neighborhood was populated by Jews, you find a coffeehouse, Pid zolotoyu rozoyu (Under the Golden Rosa — or Rose), which interior and the whole atmosphere is vibrant with Jewish — in a sort of a tongue-in-cheek manner — motifs. Read More »

Holy shit. The first half of this interview is hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing. After watching this I don’t know how you could still hate on Gilbert Gottfried. The man is a talented artist, plain and simple. He destroys news anchors. He destroys Aflac and all the people who were upset with his Japanese Tsunami tweets. Read More »

If we repeat styles/interests from 120 years ago, then um… was 1860 the year of bright leggings and neon sunglasses? Damn hipsterism is harder than I thought now that math is involved. Read More »

Every year, twelve days before Valentine’s Day*, the nation gets together for its age old tradition of forcibly evicting a woodland rodent from his burrow in order to arbitrarily predict the weather for us. You’ll remember it because they made a movie about all about it starring Bill Murray (very originally titled Groundhog Day ). Read More »

So, a recent Facebook posting of a photo drew a number of Irish commenters, and I am nothing if not a panderer to foreigners. Closer inspection makes me think this large number of Irishmen and Irishwomen is probably due to Mikvah McElroy moving to Ireland for a while (you dogs). Read More »

Get in your way-back machines for a visit to the mid-2000s. Back then there was a heavy metal band called “The Darkness” that was an incredibly spot-on ironic tribute to the metal bands of the seventies. Read More »

What better way to pick up cute hipster chicks than knowing about your bike? Read More »

What’s his angle? I didn’t click the link (because I’m not a rube, sap, sucker, etc). But It’s not like Adam Levine has done anything useful in the past few years. Read More »

I have a very big problem. And when I say big, I mean that this is probably the most momentous and important decision of my life. Jeff “God” Mangum will be playing a show in Dublin on March 7th. The show is and has been, of course, sold out for months (since he postponed the show last November). There is a . Read More »

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Jack White’s finally going solo. There’s been a lot of “Meg was only the drummer” and “Jack White is obviously the frontman/biggest songwriter” talk about all of his previous music. Whatever it is about the group dynamic, Jack White dismisses all that and says that this time is the ONLY time 100% of the songs are from him as the sole source. Read More »

Hi, I’m Newt. I bet you can’t save my marriage. // Little known fact: Blue Ranger is gay. Probably why he wouldn’t shake Newts hand… Read More »

The NYtimes has actually ‘discovered’ a trending new sport that nobody gives a shit about! Sounds like Hipsters can rejoice and join in en mass. Just watch out! It’s Canadien. And called Wall Trampoline. Bitches love jumping on their tramps. Read More »

The Flaming Lips do not give a fuck. They do whatever they want. Cover “Dark Side of the Moon” in it’s entirety? Yeah. Collab with Neon Indian? Check. Collab with Siri the iPhone voice? Did that too. Erykah Badu is also guesting in this cut, so if we have any fans of hers in the house, check that shit out. Read More »