Where have all the roommates gone and where are all the girls? Where’s the friendly moving girl who’s gonna help me pay the rent? Isn’t there a nice girl who wants a place to live? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need I need a Read More »

Imagine there’s no kiddush It’s easy if you try No liquor near us Near us only dry Imagine all the people Drinking just water Imagine there’s no cholent It isn’t hard to do No cake or mini hot dogs And no kugel too Imagine all the people With nothing left to eat You… Read More »

Sponsor the Mount Sinai Kiddush! If we get at least $500 by the Wednesday before the kiddush, we will have hot food. The more money we get, the more hot food we can get. It’s up to YOU! This month’s deadline: March 2, 2011 “Only YOU can prevent pareve kiddush” – Smokey the Bear “Milchig Kiddush isn’t cool.Ya know what’s cool? A Cholent Kiddush. Read More »

I can’t fight these emails any longerAnd yet I’m not afraid to let them flow.What started out as shticky has grown out of hand.I only wish I had the money. Then I’d stop.And even as I write this, more money do we need. You can sponsor a hot Kiddush. Don’t make me beg and plead.And we’re not as closer as I ever think we need. Read More »

Just a small town girlStanding in a crowded shulShe took the A train going way uuuptownJust a city boyBorn and raised on Bennett AveHe took the A train going way uuuptownThe people in the social hallThe smell of wine and alcoholFor some money there Read More »

So after driving last night for 2 1/2 hours in the horrible snow storm on a trip that normally takes 45 minutes – Thank you MB for amazing driving and Thank God for us getting home safely, I woke up this morning and thought “What is the stupidest thing I could possibly do today b/c I want to do that.” The answer is leave my warm apt and go to work. Read More »

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves “Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?” Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. Read More »

I’ll tell a tale (tale tale tale) of a girl who sends email (mail mail mail) about chulent and cake and ale (ale ale ale) but this month to no avail (vail vail vail) yeah yeah Emails went on and on and on until the kiddush cost was gone yeah I eat my Read More »

This coming Tuesday, November the 2 is an important day for me and for you. All Americans from there and from here will exercise their right to vote this year Your vote is of course your very own choice. That is where you have a voice. I implore you to make the right choice this Tuesday Vote for cholent and kugel, ok? Get out the vote. Read More »

Gmar Chatima Tova Jews around the world have begun their 5771st year on earth! Who would have believed this possible? If anyone had told Abraham that his people would be around this long, he probably would have been astounded. Read More »

A friend asked me the other day a question to which I did not know the answer. I said “elephino”. He said “huh?” I explained the joke to him. It’s what you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino. (it’s only my favoritest joke ever!) He then said “Well this is a family show and we’d like to keep our PG rating please. It should be “eckiphino”. Read More »

My guy-friend and I were just comparing crazy stories of how people randomly meet their spouses. He told me about his friend who was flying back to NY from somewhere in Europe and b/c the plane had engine trouble, they had to make an emergency Read More »

I never thought I would ever say this, but Disney and I are in a fight!Last year, Disney had a deal where if you register your birthday, you get a free day at one of the Disney parks. So of course I went right away to register my birthday. Of course my birthday last year fell out on Shabbat. Ugh! So I called Disney. Read More »

My niece is 6 and my older nephew is 4. They are generally really good kids. They usually listen and they don’t really do anything too bad like break things or run into the street. And even when they do something they’re not supposed to, they are just so darned cute about it b/c they really don’t know they’re not supposed to be doing it. Read More »