Ayelet Galena Z”L – Survey of Articles from across the Web
Below are a variety of articles covering the wonderous life of Ayelet Galena Z”L, 2 year old daughter of Bangitout founder, Seth Galena & Hindy Poupko. Read More »
Top Jewy Sh*t People Say Videos
10. Sh*t Frum Girls Say 9. Sh*t Jewish Girls Say 8. Shdus Chabad Rabbis Say 7. Sh*t Old Jews Say 6. Sh*t Jewish Mothers Say 5. Shdus Yeshivish Girls Say 4. Sh*t Med Students Say 3. Sh*t Jews Say To Christians 2. Sh*t New Yorkers Say 1. Read More »
Drew Barrymore to convert to Judaism
Drew Barrymore is a kallah! Mazal Tov! And now she has now decided to go the amazing extra step to convert to Judaism for her fiance Will Kopelman (welcome to the Tribe! Can we get you something to eat?) PerezHilton. Read More »Bangitout 2011 Review of Movies
Bangitout.com’s Jordan Hiller breaks down the best of 2011 filmsT ake a look and add your comments below for the best and worst of 2011 in the theatres 2011 Fantasy 2011 Women 2011 Fatherhood 2011 Nostalgia 2011 Thrills Who do you think Read More »
Top Ten Things that would happen if Tim Tebow were Jewish
10. After each touchdown, he’d thank his lord and savior, Rebbetzin Jungreis 9. Broncos jerseys would sell out in Beit Shemesh 8. Birthright Israel would immediately drop him as celeb speaker due to his abstinence 7. Abe Foxman’s ADL would give him grief for being too publically religious 6. Read More »
2011 Movie Recap (Part 4) – A Year in Nostalgia
2011 Movie Recap: Part 4of 5: A Year in Nostalgia Check out: 2011Recap Part 1 Fantasy , Recap Part 2 Women , Part 3: Fatherhood Over two consecutive long weekends this holiday season, I escorted my children to the movies, and in doing so – and of more significance perhaps – I was covertly able to revisit my childhood. Read More »Leo Dicaprio’s new Jewish Girlfriend
Celebuzz Leo Dicaprio has introduced the world – and his mom – to his newest super model girlfriend Erin Heatherton ….and guess what? She loves Hashem too! Here is her Wikipedia data: real name Erin Heather Bubley http: //en.wikipedia. Read More »2011 MOVIE RECAP (Part 3) – Dads
Movies of 2011 Recap PART 3: A Year in Fatherhood Check out: 2011Recap Part 1 Fantasy , Recap Part 2 Women Women are capable of expressing and experiencing a multitude of conflicting and disparate emotions, simultaneously and strongly. They are naturally open. Read More »Top 10 Signs You are at a Beit Shemesh New Years Party!
10. It’s Black-Vest optional 9. Hard to tell who the host is with all the burkas 8. Someone just spat on you, but quickly apologized by saying “Sorry thought you were a 4 year old” 7. VIP lounge is entitled “MasterBeit Shemesh” 6. Jewified Youtube vid called “Taliban in the house tonight” is a big hit 5. Party theme: ‘Yaytzer Whora’ 4. Read More »
2011 MOVIE RECAP (Part 2)
Movies of 2011 Recap PART 2: Women on the Verge (Part 1 of the 2011 Recap can be found here ) Suffrage sounds every bit as dusty as its one hundred plus years. Feminism is a bit better, but will never shake its angry, tumultuous 60′s vibe. Read More »Top Ten Twitter Pickup Lines
1. What aren’t you doing right now? 2. You had me at character 139 3. All my body parts are following you 4. One look at you, and I’m tweeting all over 5. I hope you like quick and easy 6. tweet or twexy? 7. I’d love for you to enable my device 8. Let’s skip this update, and go straight to the date 9. Your @ or mine? 10. Read More »
Top Ten 2011-Themed Chanukah Gifts
10. A date with that girl from the Y.U. Beacon 9. A glossy high-end photog coffee-table book entitled: Anthony’s Weiner 8. “Occupy Wall St.” Chocolate gelt 7. Penn State Football shower cap 6. Matisyahu: the Aftershave 5. Kardashian shmorg leftovers 4. Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, Ghadafi decorative plates 3. Read More »
2011 MOVIE RECAP (Part 1)
2011 Movie Recap: Part 1 of 5: A Year in Fantasy As we have discussed before on these pages (most notably in a review for the abysmal 2007 snoozer The Golden Compass ), fantasy films, like science-fiction films, need to be grounded in a contextually credible reality to work. Read More »The Most Heliga Yid in the World
May we all be blessed this Chanukah to become as shtark as …THE MOST HELIGA YID IN THE WORLD …..stay thirsty for gadlus in Torah, my friend! When he says Mashiv Haruach, tsunami alarms go off He created the Sefer Yetzira When he Read More »
Ultimate NYC Chanukah Event List
There seems to be quite a lot of rockstar Jewish events to bang out this Chanukah – get your latka/dreidle/maccabeat on. Read More »
Top Ten Chanukah Break Up Lines
10. There’s something missing and it ain’t oil. 9. I feel I am being trampled 8. I saw you Maccin’ on that other gal 7. Quit playing dreidel with my heart 6. Um, you are more greasie than a plate of latkes 5. It’s a miracle I lasted this long 4. I’m all Shin – putting in more and more and getting nothing out 3. Read More »
Top Ten Reasons Matisyahu Shaved his Beard
10. Got trigger happy when Movember ended 9. Sick of being mistaken for ZZ Top or Joahkin Pheonix 8. Shaved 15 minutes off his drying time at mikvah 7. Damn Hipsters stole brooklyn now they are after beards 6. Started new foundation: Sidelocks for Love. 5. Airport Security looking for Homeland Turned MIA Nicolas Brody 4. Read More »
Hitler Reacts to Israeli Ads insulting US Jews
Hysterical response to these Israeli Ads attracting Israeli expats to come back home : Read More »TMZ Hanukah Song?
Harvey Levin may have to get something in the works with the Maccabeats… Read More »Top Ten Signs you are a Religious Jewish Marathoner
10. The wildly colorful, neon, skin-tight running shirt you are wearing is for some ultra-frum charity in Brooklyn 9. No one can pronounce your name despite the fact that it’s written on your shirt. (name: Shmuely = “Go Shmucky!”) 8. Contemplating whether or not to say Asher Yatzer after peeing off the Verazano Bridge 7. Read More »
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