When I was dating, my shadchan asked me to call her if I felt I was going to propose.Baruch Hashem, that time came, and I called her up, wondering what she wanted to tell me.She asked me, “So, how are you going to do it?”That was a funny question, I thought.”Um… Read More »

Yesterday I made a bagel for lunch. The loving and supportive husband I am, I offered to make lunch for my wife.”Ahhh!” I screamed, and walked into the living room with a paper towel wrapped around my thumb.”Wife,” I said to her, “you’re going to be upset at me.”She looked up at me from the couch. Read More »

I was reading a story in a Tzivos Hashem magazine.In the middle of the story, five months after a certain woman left the beis din, an old man entered without warning. Read More »

Does anyone have an orchard I could use for a photoshoot?I have some Esrogim I’d like to sell retail, but of course everyone knows that I will only be a trusted Esrog dealer if I have some goofy pictures holding esrogim up and looking intently at the trees… Read More »

Marriage Tips for Men #1: If you see a discussion is about to turn into a disagreement, STOP!In a disagreement, she will always be right. If it’s still a discussion, your opinion may still be on the table. Read More »

In Empire Shtiebel mikveh earlier this week, I overheard two men talking.Man 1: Hey, what brings you to this mikvah?Man 2: I live on Sterling.Man 1: Oh. Did you move?Man 2: Yep. 15 years ago. Read More »

A big mazal tov to my wife! : ) Read More »

IY”H, I’m getting married in a week. People have been asking me throughout the summer: Are you nervous? Going crazy?My answer is- Baruch Hashem, no. It can’t come fast enough. Why should I be nervous? Yes, it’s a big change in my life… but that change means a new life with my Kallah. Read More »

Yisroel Shemtov told me once, when he was fitting me for a kapota, that I was a m’chayeh to work with.”You are built like a man!” he cried out in his crackly voice. Read More »

A friend of mine was born on the 15th of Menachem Av.When he was a toddler, his family went to the Rebbe, and his brother told the Rebbe that his brother’s birthday was coming up, on ‘Tu B’Av’.The Rebbe answered, “By Chassidim, we say: Chamisha Asar B’Av. Read More »

The Shliach to Ecuador, Rabbi Tomer Rotem, heard that last week the staff had all of our talmidim saying tehillim, and adding in Torah, Tefillah, and Gimulas Chassadim for his Yeshua. He sent a message to our Head Counselor, to let YSP know that we saved his life  through our tehillim… Read More »

The shliach has be released! Thank you to all those who said tehillim.This is great great news!! Read More »

Say tehillim for Tomer Ben Sara!!!!!!!!!!!! Read More »

Manners A boy came to me while I was standing in line for food one day. He told me, “Rabbi **, from all the staff, you have the best manners!” Weight-lifting A boy couldn’t walk without crutches, and needed help up the stairs. On Tuesday, the fast day, this boy was on the 1st floor, and needed to be carried up three flights, for Shacharis. Read More »

I am only posting this because I have a strong anonymity on this site. If Rabbis knew this came from me, I’d be in big trouble.Here’s part of the syllabus I was given, for my Chosson Classes: 1. The Chasuna     1.1. – Invitations          1.1.1. – Embossed vs. Gold Foil          1.1.2. – Cream or Classic White; a look into marriage theory     1.2. Read More »

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Who else is ready for the best summer ever? Read More »

The best weekend ever, followed by the hardest flight I’ve had to be on….Going to Morristown soon, IYH. I wish myself and everyone else hatzlacha and gezunt this summer. Read More »

A loving mazal tov to my sister Mindy for becoming a Kallah last night!Baruch Hashem, K”AH, the simchos keep on rolling for my family!We should all continue to hear only great news!!And ladies: A Brother in Lubavitch is the last single person in my Read More »

Mazal Tov to my dear sister, for becoming a Kallah!You know, some of my friends chuckle when they hear what a big deal my family makes out of birthdays. We even like to talk about half-birthdays (when you turn 16 and a half, for example).But now you know. Read More »

I am a Chosson, but I’m still a bochur, and I still have a bochur’she way of thinking.My kallah told me she wants to get two sheitels.”So, would you get two of the same one?” I asked seriously.”No…not at all. Read More »