for life
searched the Internet services to combat domestic ants. found a firm with a crown called “ג’וק בראש” – “Cockroach in my head.” only for it to him tomorrow and the first pozvonyu.devochka Sonia discusses with his grandmother diet. “I read about one aunt, who just two weeks ate jelly and pulled down 12 kilograms”. Read More »
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Preamble: I have a new mobile phone. I was with him had not yet play, so call it …
Preamble: I have a new mobile phone. I was with him had not yet play, so call it a completely standard – the usual old-fashioned telephone. outpatient: I’m in the kitchen, I make muffins. Muffins are not obtained. I am nervous. mobile phones. run, pull it out of his pocket bags. I try not sullying, click on the screen. Read More »
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Girl Sonia recalls how, in a village in the Golan in the early morning it woke the roosters: – There are …
Girl Sonia recalls how, in a village in the Golan in the early morning it woke the roosters: – There are kukaryuchki six in the morning began to scream!! Well here’s a creative girl. crow again, then kukaryuchki. Read More »
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life-affirming
in one of Jerusalem Hostels for the mentally ill is a tenant on behalf of, say, Michael. at Michael has a favorite toy – as soon as it is close to the street phone immediately calls himself an ambulance. says that much or leg hurts, or that he wanted to commit suicide. Read More »
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dybr
today on business a couple of times went by taxi. one driver, a Moroccan and a big pile of black, uperevshis in another traffic jam due to road works near the tramway rails passionately cried, “we need to Stalin! Sta-lee-on!! To at least some kind of order bring !!!”. Read More »
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Sonia girl plays with me in the game, and conspiratorial voice says: – And then you hear someone …
Sonia girl plays with me in the game, and conspiratorial voice says: – And then you hear someone calling your name: “Mommy!!! Mommy!!!” I laughed a lot, but she did not understand why: ) * and then you you hear someone calling you by name: Mama Mama “* Kostya put children, Seema tries to talk his / rasmeshit. he tries not to poddatsya. Read More »
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prescription anti-wrinkle
sorry in advance, it is in dialect busurmanskom לפתע, במקלחת, תחת המים הקולחים, כששניהם מעורטליםנפגשו: הפרצוף והתחת. אמר הפרצוף בפליאה כעוסה: כיצד אתה, תחתנראה כה חלק, כה צעיר וגאה, הלא אנחנו בני גיל זהה? ענה התחת בשיא הכנות לפרצוף הזועם מקנאה : למרות שלעיתים צפוף לי קמעה, אני חי את חיי ללא צער, ללא דמעה. Read More »
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Beitar Yerushalayim won. How do I know? Sonia is a classmate, a schoolmate at four brothers,
Beitar Yerushalayim won. How do I know? Sonia is a classmate, a schoolmate at four brothers, Beitar fans. Read More »
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Who here thinks he knows English:))))
See what beauty talesman in mordoknige posted!!! http: //www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/ Read More »
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If you have a paranoid, it does not mean that you are not watching for
this whole story with compromised credit cards and the growing buzz around her right hand to the obscene to the local trade. choice – zero quality – through the floor, prices – soaring. Read More »
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creative linguistic
girl Sonia restore order in the closet with clothes: – that these things are well here ma se is not the place! Well here nekmestee just does not happen! Read More »
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dreamed that I was involved in a bank robbery, and my goal – to drive the car, which will …
dreamed that I was involved in a bank robbery, and my goal – to drive the car, which will go into hiding. and that it was logical – and place of work mentioned and hobbi.kstati, English is very precise and short term – getaway car. Hebrew is מכונית מילוט. long tormented, but nothing like a short in Russian I did not come to mind. Read More »
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aaaa!! what I made a new userpic chudotvoritsa ninka !!!!!!! Thank you! and a special thank you for
aaaa!! what I made a new userpic chudotvoritsa ninka !!!!!!! Thank you! and a special thank you for this reason hannale most photographed userpic! Read More »
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Today saw the sticker on a luxury car. and exactly on the current topic. איך אני מתלבשת? חייג לא …
Today saw the sticker on a luxury car. and exactly on the current topic. איך אני מתלבשת? חייג לא עניינך -1-800 for those who are not in the theme – we’ve got now is a struggle against oppression / humiliating women, who err Duzhe religious comrades under the pretext of zeal for modesty. Read More »
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upravdomskoe
Once again weeded frendlentu. nothing personal, just time less and less. and yes, it’s audacity, but still I beg you – do not forget the marvelous invention called “cat” and before you hang up photos, take a moment to check to see whether they carry the tape. Read More »
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dark
a couple of days ago, was taking on Sonya girlfriend, who lives on the street and Ido-Navi (outskirts Mea Shearim). Street gaggle of boys 10.8 years, enthusiastically and successfully set fire to trash. occasionally went by adults, no one, not only not say a word – did not react at all. as if already accepted method of cultural pastime, apparently. Read More »
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Benny boy thoroughly shaken bag of orange juice and enough said: – Here, now all …
Benny boy thoroughly shaken bag of orange juice and enough said: – Here, now the whole top of dandruff! had a view of the flesh … Read More »
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told
ambulance comes to giving birth. driver decides that the time to dovezti, it will ship in outpatient and starts flying to the hospital. until the patient back screaming, moaning, crying and everything else that is necessary, her husband sits beside the driver and calls rabbi. Read More »
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went to a parents’ meeting to Sonya. while waiting for their turn watching others. mamashki
went to a parents’ meeting to Sonya. while waiting for their turn watching others. mamashki at a glance just know how to name their companion, whose mother is, how many children she has and how they grade, when she gave birth to whom, where she moved, and so on. Read More »
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Hebrew difficult language:)
I ordered a butcher shop a whole turkey on the weekend. Sunday call: – Good morning, this is the store Haim ****( judging by the accent, it is the same, Chaim, I Fatima. but whether the owner, whether he thought that Haim sounds better) – you ordered a turkey ? Come and take me, so have the same end of the week! – If you need, take now. Read More »
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